"I'm really comfortable with the new me!"- Britney Spears on her "new look", 5/3/05

"Over 130 million Americans are overweight, don't you want to be one of them?"- Dick Cheney , 6/7/05

"Fat is Phat and Phat is Back!"- Brad Pitt, 4/17/05

"The number of obese adults in America is steadily rising, get in on the secret; get fat and get phat."- Beyonce Knowles , 8/12/04

"Everyone in Hollywood is doing it, you should too."- Jerry Springer, 5/23/04

"Why restrain from eating? Do what feels good and get fat and PHAT today!"- Dr. Phil, 3/19/05

But don't just listen to the SUPER-CELEBRITIES PROMOTING OUR PRODUCTS: listen to what Fat Bastard himself has to say about it "......"